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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 17:37
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
How has your life changed since starting college?
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?
No go.
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
Can the Beckham brand survive reports of family feud? - BBC
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
No, not a chance
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..